Showing posts with label Interjections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interjections. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Scaramucci Listed As Dead In Latest Harvard Alumni Directory

It was a bad day for Anthony Scaramucci: first the Mooch was fired just ten days after he was first hired, in the brief process getting served with divorce papers and missing the birth of his baby while unleashing a bizarre rant for the ages, and then shortly after, his now former boss, the president of the US, the same one who earlier said there was no chaos at the White House, tweeted that it was "A great day at the White House"


In this case, one of the responses to the Trump tweet was substantially more informative than the original:



And then, adding insult to pink slip, CBS reported that Harvard Law School apologized for erroneously listing Anthony Scaramucci as dead in its new alumni directory.


No, really: a directory mailed to alumni this week included an asterisk by the name of Scaramucci, a 1989 graduate of the Cambridge, Massachusetts, university, indicating he had died.





A statement from the law school apologizes for the error and says it will be corrected in future editions. It doesn"t provide an explanation for the error. The directory is published every five years and is available only to alumni of the Ivy League law school.



If there was any consolation for Scaramucci, it came from People Magazine, which reported that the lawyer representing the estranged wife of ousted White House communications director denied the NY Post report that the couple ended their marriage because of President Trump.


"I don’t know where that came from, but it is not accurate. It is a false fact,” divorce lawyer Jill Stone, who represents Deidre Ball, told People magazine on Monday.


So at least that wasn"t Trump"s fault. And now that he is once again out of the public eye, Scaramucci may finally get what he requested just 48 hours ago: a plea to leave his family out of it.



To top off an emotional day for all, here is some humor from The Onion:





Following his abrupt dismissal just 10 days after being named White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family expressing that they were “so fuckin’ sorry to hear about this shit.”



“My deepest motherfuckin’ condolences, Tony, it’s terrible to hear you got shit-canned by these ass-munching cocks in D.C.,” read a text message in part, just one of dozens sent by old buddies at Goldman Sachs, current business partners at SkyBridge Capital, and extended family in New Jersey in response to his “goddamn bullshit” dismissal.



“Sorry to hear those bitches gave you the fucking ax, Mooch. That jackass [John] Kelly got no fucking clue what a good fuckin’ dude you are. Just know your mother and I always got your fucking back.” At press time, Scaramucci’s New York office was reportedly filled with flower arrangements and handwritten cards lamenting that this was “absolute fucking trash.”


Friday, July 7, 2017

Tucker Carlson: America's Birthright is Worth Defending

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Thoughts on this?


Jingoism and nationalistic fervor are often reviled by both leftists and cynics. In my younger years, I regaled in the glory of America -- up until the point that I felt it was being used to emotionally control people to pursue an agenda that ran counter to the best interests of the people.


In other words, it feels good to be patriotic and to flaunt pride for God and Country -- but what"s the point when the people we elect use that emotional currency to bomb the brains out of people overseas -- exposing our bravest to depleted uranium -- treating them like shit when they come home to continue life as a normie?


I get the conundrum that if we don"t control the narrative being woven, someone else would -- like dog eating fish faces in Asia. It"s hard to "love" an entire country with so many degenerates and malevolent places of ill repute. I"ve come to realize that "country" is better defined as the friends and family close to me -- even some of you internet people who might reside in third world shit-holes, like Canada.


Nevertheless, the following Tucker Carlson monolog is inspirational, in spite the fact that it reeks with idealism. If being a "team player" for America requires me to send my son"s overseas to die for some war that was designed to help elite"s at one of our many gigantic globalist corporations -- count me out.


If we"re talking freedom to say these things without the NSA monitoring every text or email that I make, whilst watching subversive content online, maybe I"ll waive a flag or two on the 4th of July.


Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Evergreen State College Chaos Reigns: "Whiteness Is The Most Violent F**king System Ever"

Via The CollegeFix.com,


A new video has surfaced of students this past week at Evergreen State College yelling and ranting about everything from “racist white teachers” and “white-ass administrators” to “black power!”  during a so-called “meeting” with President George Bridges and other college administrators.



Apparently, the activists are not pleased that this recording made its way to the Internet at large.


One of the demands listed by Evergreen students, and addressed by President Bridges, is that something be done to resolve the “theft” of the video:





“We demand that the video created for Day of Absence and Day of Presence that was stolen by white supremacists and edited to expose and ridicule the students and staff be taken down by the administration by this Friday.”



Next steps:



Based on conversations with the Attorney General’s office, the most likely course of action requires an investigation. We commit to launching an extensive forensic investigation of the theft of this video and to determining who stole it from the student. If that investigation yields a suspect, we will seek criminal charges against the individual in consultation with the Attorney General.



Good luck with that one.


Here are a few, er, highlight statements uttered during the protester takeover:





— “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THE POLICE!”



“Whiteness is the most violent fuckin’ system to ever breathe!”



— “I’m tired of white people talking about what black and brown people need.”



— “These white-ass faculty members need to be holding HIM, and HIM, and ALL these people accountable!”



“FUCK YOU [President] GEORGE [Bridges], we don’t wanna listen to a GODDAMN thing you have to say! No, you shut the fuck up!”



— “I’m tellin’ you, you’re speakin’ to your ancestor, all right? We been here before you. We built these cities, we had civilization way before you ever had … comin’ out your caves.”



— “You have the fucking nerve to, like, fucking dehumanize our (unintelligible)!”



Marvel, too, at around 6:06 in the vid the protesters demand for President Bridges to put his hands down while speaking — a student even approaches him to “demonstrate” how he should do it.



Professor Bret Weinstein had told Fox News’s Tucker Carlson that the meeting with Bridges seen here was “believe it or not […] far crazier than the video” of his own (earlier) classroom chaos. He appears to be 100% correct in that assessment.



There may be no more apt description of this madness than what Carlson told Weinstein: It resembles “Phnom Penh in 1975.”

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Madame Almost President Snapchats to 'Stand Up and Resist', Plus Tucker vs Feminist Debate

Hillary Clinton came out looking sharp this evening -- donning a devil"s red toga and new bobbed haircut -- telling her fellow sisters to "stand up and resist" for planned parenthood and jobs etc.



During tonight"s show with Tucker Carlson, he debated a young lady who was leading the "Day Without a Woman" movement -- which called for women to boycott WHITE MALE BUSINESSES ONLY. I know that sounds absurd, right? After all, if this is a women"s movement, why the fuck do chinese and black men get a pass on their boycotts? If this were a reasonable feminist movement, they"d say "fuck all men, equally" (pun not intended) -- instead of just the white ones. I will tell you now, this is NOT NICE! SAD!



Regarding the stats she quoted, they"re based on stats provided by the World Economic Forum, which derives a score parsing through data regarding economic participation and opportunity, educational attainment, health and survival and political empowerment. I do not pretend to be an expert on this subject matter. More importantly, I am not under the disillusionment like many of my male peers out there that America is a beacon of equality amongst races and gender. This country is fucked 10 ways "till Sunday. Based on the stats provided by the World Economic Forum, the United States is ranked #45.


We are ranked #1 in education for females, but when it comes to political empowerment, we"re on par with shitholes like Kazakhstan, Vietnam, China and UAE.


The top 5 ranked nations are Iceland, Finland, Norway, Sweden, and Ireland. The rankings actually say Rwanda, but I"ve used my editorial powers to reject that horseshit -- considering their educational attainment is ranked 110.


The bottom 5 ranked nations are islamic hell holes, naturally: Yemen, Pakistan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Chad.


Moral of the story? As advanced westerners, we should help spread the proliferation of women"s rights by IMPORTING REFUGEES FROM ALL OF THE WORST OFFENDING NATIONS IN THE WORLD, when it comes to women"s rights.


(drops mic)


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Sunday, January 22, 2017

National Park Service BTFO: Cucked Agency Ordered to Cease Using Twitter After Mocking Trump Inauguration

Victim #1: National Park Service


Reason: For being democratic shills on Twitter


Cause of Death: Fucking with the God Emperor on his day of ascension


I can hear the cries of fascism from the social justice warriors of America now. By god, Trump ordered the assholes from the NPS to cease using twitter after the agency retweeted a picture comparing Obama"s crowd to his.


Guess what? In the real world, when you fuck with the boss, there are consequences. The NPS is supposed to be an apolitical agency. Since they"re too incompetent to know that, I surmise the incoming Trump administration would like to make some personnel changes before letting them back onto Twitter.
 
After retweeting this picture, the left wing media went apeshit with joy.
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Now, not so much. You"re fucking fired.
 
Trump admin to the NPS following the twitter incident.





All:
 
We have received direction from the Department through [the Washington Support Office] that directs all [Department of Interior] bureaus to immediately cease use of government Twitter accounts until further notice.
 
PWR parks that use Twitter as part of their crisis communications plans need to alter their contingency plans to accommodate this requirement. Please ensure all scheduled posts are deleted and automated cross-platform social media connections to your twitter accounts are severed. The expectation is that there will be absolutely no posts to Twitter.
 
In summary, this Twitter stand down means we will cease use of Twitter immediately. However, there is no need to suspend or delete government accounts until directed.?
 
This does not affect use of other approved social media platforms. We expect further guidance to come next week and we will share accordingly.
 
Thanks for your help!



 
Here are the rules for using social media by the NPS. Clearly they violated them and need to be greatly punished.


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These decadent cuckolds are messing with an angry nation. A purge is coming.






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Saturday, January 21, 2017

CNN Caught Lying Twice In One Day! Nancy Sinatra and Reddit Put The Brakes On #FakeNews



CNN just can"t stop lying! The purveyors of #FakeNews have once again been caught, twice, peddling propaganda on Inauguration day.


First, Nancy Sinatra called them out for a bullshit tweet suggesting she wasn"t happy with Trump"s use of a Frank Sinatra song during the Inauguration:


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Second, CNN published a bullshit article suggesting a low turnout compared to Obama, except the picture they used for Trump’s Inauguration appears to be from much earlier in the day:


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And the full frame of what CNN claims is Trump"s turnout:



Sorry assholes, someone threw this up on Reddit about an hour ago:


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Hey $TWX, can you get your bitch on a leash?


 


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Monday, January 9, 2017

Twitter Suspends Martin Shkreli for Trolling a Reporter

I haven"t seen any of Martin"s tweets ever since he blocked me for calling out his utter bullshit with Kalobios. Apparently, he"s been very busy stalking some liberal reporter on Twitter, goading and trolling her to the point that @Jack had to step in and put an end to the madness.



Have a closer look at his homage to Lauren Duca.


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Is Twitter a little fucking obsessed with controlling their community? Absolutely. Back in the old days I felt very comfortable telling people to "DIE IN A FUCKING RAGING FIRE" or to "GET EATEN BY A HOMOSEXUAL GIRAFFE." But now, I rarely tell people to fuck off, for fears of being banned.


It"s sad, really.


Here is a DM Marty sent Lauren, which has given me some new found respect for the "pharma bro."


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Washpo tried to reach out for comment on the situation and was roundly rebuffed, basically told to fuck off.
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And this from Huffington Post, reporting on the situation.





The Huffington Post attempted to reach Shkreli via an email address he had previously listed on his Twitter page; we received a response that read “lol suck a dick.”




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