Showing posts with label Horseshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horseshit. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Man Who Delivered Gift-Wrapped Horseshit To Steven Mnuchin Compares Himself to Jesus

An LA County psychologist who thinks President Trump’s tax bill stinks to high heaven, compared himself to Jesus after admitting he delivered a gift-wrapped box of horseshit as a Christmas present to Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. Robby Strong told AL.com he dropped off the box of horse manure at Mnuchin’s house as an “act of political theater” to hammer home the point that “Republicans have done nothing for the American worker.”



Boldly taking the Christ-analogy to a place it has never gone before, Strong told SoCal radio station 89.3 KPCC that "what I did, I would like to compare to what Jesus did when he went into the temple and overturned the tables of the money-changers, who were exploiting the people financially in the name of religion."


“In the long run, if we don’t do stuff like this, what are we going to have left?” Robby told KPCC. “I feel like that’s what the GOP has done to the American people,” added the man who, bizarrely, is a psychologist with the LA Department of Mental Health.


Things start to make much more sense, however, once we learn that Strong claims he was an organizer for the Occupy LA movement; predictably he sides with critics of the $1.5 trillion tax overhaul who say it favors corporations and the wealthy, CBS Los Angeles reported.


He told KPCC that he “borrowed” some manure from a pal who owns horses and gift-wrapped it in a festive box. Strong then added a card addressed to Mnuchin and Trump. “We’re returning the ‘gift’ of the Christmas tax bill. It’s bullshit. Warmest wishes, The American People. P.S. – Kiss Donald for me,” he wrote.


On Saturday, the bearded "psychologist" also posted several images on Facebook, one of which shows him posing with a shovel next to the box, and another that shows the box full of what appears to be dung.



Robby Strong, source: facebook


“I need someone to ride along and document my Secret Santa project. I’m going to hand deliver boxes of horse shit to Steve Mnuchin over in Beverly Hills,” he added in a message. “No disguises, no fake names. Totally owning this one. You’re only powerless if you do nothing!!!” he wrote.


Strong then said he delivered one box to a home Mnuchin owns in Beverly Hills, and another to his mansion in Bel Air. Mnuchin was not in Los Angeles when he received the stinking presents, CBS reported. Authorities, including the Secret Service and a Los Angeles bomb squad, responded and police discovered the package contained horse manure after unwrapping it.


In a Facebook comment, he wrote that the package was "pure organic horseshit, just like everything that administration’s done so far."


"Bomb scares certainly were not my intention, but maybe they should be a little scared, eh," he wrote.


After the stung bought him 15 minutes of fame, Strong said he realizes he might have put his job at risk – and that he was surprised he has not been arrested by the Secret Service, which questioned him at his home.


“I just got interviewed by the Secret Service and I’ve now joined some of my heroes like Timothy Leary and Martin Luther King,” he told AL.com. “[The agents] just showed up in my yard.”


Meanwhile, Strong mocked suggestions the prank could have alarmed Mnuchin or his family, and insisted that he was merely exercising his First Amendment rights. “A few years ago when [a Supreme Court ruling] said that corporations are persons and money equals free speech, that is so absurd and my rule of thumb is now that if corporations are free speech, then so is horseshitt.”


According to the Post, the Secret Service interviewed the main who claimed to have sent the package, but Strong was not arrested. Strong also said he didn’t violate laws about mailing hazardous waste. “It was a gift-wrapped package of poo,” Strong told AL.com. “Is there a law that you can’t drop off a box of poo? Not really.”









Sunday, September 24, 2017

STaR SPaNGLED BLuNDeR...

THE STAR SPANGLED BLUNDER


We certainly don"t need Donald Trump to remind us that the charade called professional sports is one big commerical exploitation. That alone should be enough reason not to watch...before you even get to this performance.


And why do they play the National Anthem before every game? 


If this clueless moron had the principle and sense to consider that question properly, he would simply walk away from the game. But he doesn"t, because in the end it all boils down to show me the money.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Madame Almost President Snapchats to 'Stand Up and Resist', Plus Tucker vs Feminist Debate

Hillary Clinton came out looking sharp this evening -- donning a devil"s red toga and new bobbed haircut -- telling her fellow sisters to "stand up and resist" for planned parenthood and jobs etc.



During tonight"s show with Tucker Carlson, he debated a young lady who was leading the "Day Without a Woman" movement -- which called for women to boycott WHITE MALE BUSINESSES ONLY. I know that sounds absurd, right? After all, if this is a women"s movement, why the fuck do chinese and black men get a pass on their boycotts? If this were a reasonable feminist movement, they"d say "fuck all men, equally" (pun not intended) -- instead of just the white ones. I will tell you now, this is NOT NICE! SAD!



Regarding the stats she quoted, they"re based on stats provided by the World Economic Forum, which derives a score parsing through data regarding economic participation and opportunity, educational attainment, health and survival and political empowerment. I do not pretend to be an expert on this subject matter. More importantly, I am not under the disillusionment like many of my male peers out there that America is a beacon of equality amongst races and gender. This country is fucked 10 ways "till Sunday. Based on the stats provided by the World Economic Forum, the United States is ranked #45.


We are ranked #1 in education for females, but when it comes to political empowerment, we"re on par with shitholes like Kazakhstan, Vietnam, China and UAE.


The top 5 ranked nations are Iceland, Finland, Norway, Sweden, and Ireland. The rankings actually say Rwanda, but I"ve used my editorial powers to reject that horseshit -- considering their educational attainment is ranked 110.


The bottom 5 ranked nations are islamic hell holes, naturally: Yemen, Pakistan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Chad.


Moral of the story? As advanced westerners, we should help spread the proliferation of women"s rights by IMPORTING REFUGEES FROM ALL OF THE WORST OFFENDING NATIONS IN THE WORLD, when it comes to women"s rights.


(drops mic)


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