Showing posts with label Tesla Semi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tesla Semi. Show all posts

Saturday, November 25, 2017

There Is Just One Thing Preventing Elon Musk"s Vision From Coming True: The Laws Of Physics

When Elon Musk stepped on stage at Tesla’s product-launch event earlier this month, he knew the market’s confidence in Tesla’s brand had sunk to an all-time low since he took over the company a decade ago. So, he resorted to a tactic that should be familiar to anybody who has been following the company: Shock and awe.



While the event was ostensibly scheduled to introduce Tesla’s new semi-truck – a model that won’t make it’s market debut for another two years, assuming Tesla sticks to its product-rollout deadline – Musk had a surprise in store: A new model of the Tesla Roadster that, he bragged, would be the fastest production car ever sold.


Musk made similarly lofty claims about the battery life and performance of both vehicles. The Tesla semi-trucks, he said, would be able to travel for 500 miles on a single charge. The roadster could clock a staggering 620 – more than double the closest challenger.


There was just one problem, as Tesla fans would later find out, courtesy of Bloomberg: None of it was true.


In fact, many of the promises defy the capabilities of modern battery technology.


Elon Musk knows how to make promises. Even by his own standards, the promises made last week while introducing two new Tesla vehicles—the heavy-duty Semi Truck and the speedy Roadster—are monuments of envelope pushing.


 


To deliver, according to close observers of battery technology, Tesla would have to far exceed what is currently thought possible.


 


Take the Tesla Semi: Musk vowed it would haul an unprecedented 80,000 pounds for 500 miles on a single charge, then recharge 400 miles of range in 30 minutes. That would require, based on Bloomberg estimates, a charging system that"s 10 times more powerful than one of the fastest battery-charging networks on the road today—Tesla’s own Superchargers.


 


The diminutive Tesla Roadster is promised to be the quickest production car ever built. But that achievement would mean squeezing into its tiny frame a battery twice as powerful as the largest battery currently available in an electric car.


 


These claims are so far beyond current industry standards for electric vehicles that they would require either advances in battery technology or a new understanding of how batteries are put to use, said Sam Jaffe, battery analyst for Cairn Energy Research in Boulder, Colorado. In some cases, experts suspect Tesla might be banking on technological improvements between now and the time when new vehicles are actually ready for delivery.


 


“I don"t think they"re lying,” Jaffe said. “I just think they left something out of the public reveal that would have explained how these numbers work."



While Jaffe seems inclined to give Tesla the benefit of the doubt, there’s little, if anything, in Musk’s recent behavior to justify this level of credulity. In recent months, Musk has repeatedly suffered the humiliation of seeing his lies and half-truths exposed. For example, the self-styled “visionary” claimed during the unveiling of the Model 3 Sedan that he would have 1,500 copies of the new model ready for customers by the end of the third quarter. Instead, the company managed a meager 260 models as factory-line workers at its Fremont, Calif. factory struggled to assemble the vehicles by hand as the Model 3 assembly line hadn’t been completed.



Increasingly agitated customers who placed deposits with Tesla back in March 2016 have begun asking for refunds, only to be chagrined by the company’s sluggish response. While nobody in the mainstream press has (somewhat bafflingly) made the connection, Tesla revealed earlier this month that it burned an unprecedented $1.4 billion of cash during the third quarter - or roughly $16 million per day - despite Elon Musk"s assurance that Tesla had its "all-time best quarter" for Model S and X deliveries.



And let’s not forget the fiasco surrounding Tesla’s autopilot software. Musk has repeatedly exaggerated its performance claims. And customers who paid more than $8,000 for a software upgrade more than a year ago have been repeatedly disappointed by delays and sub-par performance.



Musk’s exaggerations about the Tesla Roadster were particularly egregious.


Tesla claims that its new $200,000 Roadster is the quickest production car ever made, clocking zero to 60 in 1.9 seconds. Even crazier is the car’s unprecedented battery range: some 620 miles on a single charge. That"s a longer range than any battery-powered vehicle on the road—almost twice as long as Tesla"s class-leading Model S and Model X.


 


To achieve such power and range, Musk said the tiny Roadster will need to pack a massive 200-kilowatt-hour battery. That’s twice the size of any battery Tesla currently has on the road. Musk has previously said he won"t be making the packs bigger on the Model S and Model X because of space constraints. So how can he double the pack size in the smaller Roadster?


 


BNEF’s Morsy has a twofold answer. First, he expects Tesla will probably double-stack battery packs, one on top of the other, beneath the Roadster"s floor. That creates some engineering problems for the battery-management system, but those should not be insurmountable. Still, Morsy said, the batteries required would be too large to fit in such a small frame.


 


“I really don’t think the car you saw last week had the full 200 kilowatt hours in it,” Morsy said. “I don’t think it’s physically possible to do that right now."



Is it possible that, thanks to incremental improvements in battery density and cost, Musk somehow manages to hit these lofty targets? Perhaps, though, as Bloomberg points out, the fact that Musk is basing these claims on a set of projections that haven’t yet been realized is hardly confidence inspiring.


To be sure, there’s an important caveat to Musk’s claims. While they may be staggeringly exaggerated, there’s still the possibility that incremental improvements in battery technology will make these targets more feasible by the time the models hit the market.


Again, Musk may be banking on the future. While Tesla began taking deposits on the Roadster immediately—$50,000 for the base model—the first vehicles won"t be delivered until 2020. Meanwhile, battery density has been improving at a rate of 7.5 percent a year, meaning that by the time production starts, packs will be smaller and more powerful, even without a major breakthrough in battery chemistry.


 


“The trend in battery density is, I think, central to any claim Tesla made about both the Roadster and the Semi,” Morsy said. “That’s totally fair. The assumptions on a pack in 2020 shouldn’t be the same ones you use today."



However, in its analysis of the feasibility of Musk’s claims, Bloomberg overlooked one crucial detail: Back in August, the company"s veteran director of battery technology, Kurt Kelty, unexpectedly resigned to "explore new opportunities," abruptly ending a tenure with the company that stretched for more than a decade, and comes at a critical time for Elon Musk.


Kelty’s resignation – part of an exodus of high-level executives that is alarming in and of itself - hardly inspires confidence in Tesla’s ability to innovate. We’ve noticed a trend with Tesla: The more the company underdelivers, the more Musk overpromises.


In our opinion, this is not a sustainable business strategy.  
 









Friday, November 24, 2017

Elon Musk Pulls An ICO

By Chris at www.CapitalistExploits.at


First up, this beauty received by one of the crew here at HMS Capitalist Exploits:



Marketing an ICO...




Killer!


The Tesla ICO



Speaking of ICOs, last week something amazing, breathtaking, and revolutionary happened. We had another ICO... the very first of its kind.



An Initial Car Offering.



Pundits said it was an unveiling of the Tesla semi truck, but we now all know it was actually a thinly veiled capital raise.



Like many good things in life, this also began with foreplay.



Customers and shareholders are like women ovens - they need to be warmed up first.



So a few weeks before launching the ICO, the oven was dialled up:



Amazingly, I woke up this morning and, though having watched the unveiling, I looked around me and couldn"t notice anything different (though my dog had this strange look in his eyes).



My mind was surprisingly still in my skull and had not been sent into an alternate dimension, which was disappointing as I was quite excited by the prospects of that.


Anyway, so once the engine was warmed, we were treated to the de-robing of this.



I thought at first I"d missed it. Then I watched it again. And no, I hadn"t.


There was zero explanation of how Tesla would get all the dough to build this creature, where it would build it, and how (given the competition all have existing production plants, positive cashflows, dough in their treasuries, and access to credit markets) Tesla miraculously thinks that by the time it gets there it will have all of these things as well as the technology (that does not yet exist) to pull it off.



But then my nerves were calmed when they offered a warranty on the product. Wait, what? A warranty BEFORE they have a product? Killer!



I guess there"s a first time for everything.


But that wasn"t to be all.



No, then came the real showstopper as Elon went a step further in prostituting promoting Tesla. The fastest sports car in the world. And it may even just fly.




The kid in me did backflips. I sooo want a car that flies. Don"t you?



But then I remembered that there was a time when I really wanted the Easter bunny to be real, too.


Now, being older and wiser, I realise that rabbits screw up your lawn and chocolates make you fat, and I want nothing to do with either of them.


What I would like to know is how they found the time to muck around developing both a sports car and a giant truck when they can"t get a little Model 3 out?


Maybe that"s just me being a grouch. Heck, what do I know about cars? Mine"s 5 years old and smells of kids sweaty football socks which are buried in the back there somewhere.


Thankfully, I didn"t have to wait too long to figure out how they intend to fund some of this:




Now, when I saw this I"ll admit to having made the sort of noise a cat would make if fed through a mangle.



I realised then that Tesla was trying to pull off an ICO.


You see, the thing with 99% of ICOs is they"re kinda like the deals on Kickstarter, which means that you don"t actually get anything. It"s more like a donation... or part of a rewards points system. You know, like your air points where you get to trade them for a flight to Greece for a dirty weekend away or to upgrade your flight to first class so you can sit next to all the folks who eat lobsters in their bathrobes.


This works spectacularly well for anyone uneducated in investment markets. And that, my friends, is perfect for Tesla. Because you know what?



That"s about 90% of the population.



For the other 10%, here are some things to consider.


I"ll gladly admit to not really knowing a lot about cars. I like them very much as long as they take me where I want to go and do all the cool things that modern cars do.


But try explain to me about all the ins and outs of the bits inside and my brain does that man thing - it stops working and starts thinking about sex.


But what I do know a thing or two about is numbers and markets. And frankly, when Musk starts talking about these things he may as well be speaking Nepalese and explaining how to cook a yak stew because it"s all complete gibberish.


Tesla by the Colours



Last week when we were staring at Margot Robbie (don"t tell me you didn"t stare), and we said:








It was overconfidence that led the pointy-shoed suits on Wall Street to package subprime mortgages up, believing that a pile of isht when added to other piles of isht through the magic of diversification turns isht into non isht.



Like Margot explained in the Big Short (and bear with me as I"m extrapolating here): If we use Wall Street logic, you take the colour red and add it to more red... much more... you can get green.



So let"s run through Tesla by the colours, and then after that we"ll run through it by the numbers. Sounds fair?


  • SolarCity: Red

  • Gigafactory: Red

  • Model 3: What Model 3?

  • Model 3 in full production: Red

  • Tax credits: Green... ah isht... no, make it red


Excellent!



So red + red + red + red + red = Green.


Tesla by the Numbers



Let"s take Q3 cashflow and toss in interest charges for 2017 (which is only fair — after all, someone has to pay them).


With that we realise that Tesla burned through about US$1.7bn or about US$500m a month.


Now, let"s be super conservative and say capital expenditures remain at 2017 levels, which is absurd and impossible given the new initial car offering and that semi truck, too (it"ll be far higher).



Anyway, let"s give it to them.



Well, let"s say they can find 1,000 fools buyers to drop a quarter million bucks on a pre-order for a car that they hope to receive some years in the future. Let"s say they can do that.


That"ll put US$250m into Tesla"s treasury, which will buy them less than 3 weeks. Killer!


I"m going to go out on a limb here and say that in the first quarter of 2018 Tesla"s going to lose US$1bn. Crazy, I know. How long for? It"ll go on until it doesn"t.


And here"s something to think about...



Here"s Venezuela"s 5-year sovereign CDS spread:




You may ask, why Chris are you posting this in an article about Tesla?


Well, Venezuela — like Tesla — made promises it couldn"t keep.


What I"d really like to know from you today is this:


Tesla poll
Cast your vote here and also see what others think will happen

- Chris



“If you wouldn’t be short a multi-billion-dollar loss-making enterprise in a cyclical business, with a leveraged balance sheet, questionable accounting, every executive leaving, run by a CEO with a questionable relationship with the truth, what would you be short? It sort of ticks all the boxes.” — Jim Chanos


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