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Thursday, November 30, 2017

Meanwhile, South Korean Industrial Production Crashes

With South Korean stocks soaring in the face of nukes from their northern neighbor and a credit-crunching China, it appears the South Korean economy just caught down to reality...


South Korean Industrial Production crashed 5.9% YoY in October - the biggest plunge since Feb 2013 - driven by a 17.5% collapse in auto production.



Economists had forecast a 3.0% surge in IP this month.


Of course, for the rampant buyers of South Korean stocks, none of that matters...










Saturday, November 19, 2016

Hillary Swag Fire Sale - "Last Call" To Own Your Piece Of "Clinton/Kaine History"

After dashing the hopes and dreams of millions of millennial snowflakes across the country with her stunning defeat, Hillary would like for you to give her just a little bit more of your hard-earned money before she officially bows out of public life.  As such, "Madam President" has implemented a fire sale on all Clinton/Kaine swag sold on HillaryClinton.com.  Personally, we think the "woman card" and "stronger together" bumper stickers would make fantastic stocking stuffers though we would warn parents of the potential "triggering" effect of these gifts.


Per the Daily Caller, team Clinton announced the swag fire sale via an email sent to supporters with the subject line, "Last chance: Own your piece of this campaign and support Democrats across the country."


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As an added bonus, you get free shipping when you spend $25 or more.


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Moreover, with buttons and stickers only $1-$2, you could supply gear to your entire protest group for just a couple hundred bucks...it"s really a fantastic opportunity.


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We"re big fans of the "Nope" bumper sticker...


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...and the shameless pandering yard signs.


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Might we suggest that shoppers also pick up their copy of Newsweek"s "Madam President" magazine.  It should prove to be a great collectors item.


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