Authored by Amber Athey via The Daily Caller,
Fox News’ Tucker Carlson tweeted out Friday a hilarious list of 100 things people have deemed “racist” this year, and some of the entries are just unbelievable.
The Daily Caller founder geared up for the list by telling his followers that “we live in revolutionary times” and that some “wild things” happened in the past year.
We live in revolutionary times. Wild things happened in 2017, and they’ll keep happening next year. In these dangerous political times, it’s important you know what is and is not racist. So, we made a list for you. Let us begin. #100RacistThings
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
Carlson gave each “racist” item its own separate tweet, and while the list is worth reading in its entirety, we’ve compiled some of the best ones for you here.
#1: Trees
A group of trees in Palm Springs, California, was considered racist because the trees separated an upscale golf course from a historically black neighborhood. City officials promised to kill the trees, ridding Palm Springs of a longtime symbol of oppression.
1. Tamarisk trees in Palm Springs, California. https://t.co/a8Tih2Fmen
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#8. Disney movies
Kat George, a writer for Vh1’s website, insisted in 2017 that some of your favorite Disney movies are racist. The Little Mermaid was listed as an offender because Sebastian, Ariel’s crab sidekick, spoke in an exaggerated Jamaican accent.
8. Most of the better Disney movies. https://t.co/3wBcWUKBKm
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#13. Milk
Milk apparently became a symbol of the alt-right and neo-Nazis this year because racial minorities may be more likely to suffer from lactose intolerance. Even worse, the USDA’s dietary guidelines further such oppression by advertising dairy as an essential part of a healthy diet.
13. Milk #100RacistThings https://t.co/PXxbonoDV6
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#18. Science
Students in South Africa declared that science is racist because it cannot explain “black magic” — no, really.
“I have a question for all the science people. There is a place in KZN called Umhlab’uyalingana, and they believe that through the magic, the black magic–you call it black magic, they call it witchcraft–you are able to send lightening to strike someone,” one student explained. “Can you explain that scientifically? Because it’s something that happens.”
18. Science. #100RacistThings https://t.co/NAPLHLBEys
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#29. Military Camouflage
Don’t use face paint while sneaking through the jungle, or you might be accused of racism! The British Army was accused of donning “blackface” after they posted a picture of a soldier wearing dark face paint and holding a rifle.
29. Military camouflage #100RacistThings https://t.co/udTbOg9SSA
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#41. Lucky Charms
A diversity officer at Miami University was actually open to the idea of banning Lucky Charms because some undercover students claimed the cereal was racist against Irish Americans. Yikes.
41. Lucky Charms. #100RacistThings https://t.co/2gypFGGJar
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#49. Expecting people to show up on time
In this case, timeliness is NOT next to godliness. Expecting students to show up on time to class might be insensitive to “cultural differences,” Clemson University said in a diversity training program.
49. Expecting people to show up on time for things. #100RacistThings https://t.co/XUenp7KIWK
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
#64. Babies
Looks like that diversity training might have to start sooner than expected. According to a study by the University of Toronto, babies show preferences to adults of their own race.
64. Babies. #100RacistThings https://t.co/1LIswnHE2s
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 22, 2017
You can follow the full thread on Tucker’s Twitter account HERE.
