Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI

A Cop pulls Tiger Woods over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells Woods to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can"t do that, officer -- I"m an asthmatic. I could hae an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we"ll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can"t do that either, officer. I"m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can"t do that either, officer. I"m a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can"t do that either, officer."
"Why not?"

"Because I"m drunk."