Keyboards Are Rifles in This Absurd Video the Army Made to Promote its "Cyber Ranger" Contest

A man in a balaclava holds his keyboard like a rifle. He pokes the nose of the keyboard out a window and hits the delete key. Keyboard-armed U.S. Army soldiers scatter and take position along a wall. Bad guys clad in black stream out of a warehouse and a soldier points his keyboard at them. “Denial of service attack” he yells. The keyboard bucks as if it’s spitting bullets. The bad guys fall.